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Wednesday, April 11th, 2012
6:58 pm - Lord Of The Rings...................................Come Play ....



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Monday, September 13th, 2010
5:09 pm

The long lost dwarven song of cock-punching.

Under the Mountain dark and tall
The King has come unto his hall!
His foes are dead, cock punched them all,
And ever so his foes shall fall.

The sword is sharp, the spear is long,
The arrow swift, the Gate is strong;
But a fist to the penis, O! that is for dwarf song;
The dwarves no more shall suffer wrong.

The dwarves of yore made mightly spells,
While hammers fell like ringing bells
In places deep, where dark things sleep,
They kicked each other in the balls, beneath the fells.

Mithril jock-straps I recommend be strung
As Dwarven lords are the perfect size for cock-punching fun
The melody of harps they wrung.
As they smacked all in the ball sack as must be done.

The mountain throne once more is freed!
O! wandering folk, the summons heed!
Come haste! Come haste! across the waste!
O! drink and a dwarf fist square in your pee-pee.

Now call we over mountains cold,
'Come back unto the caverns old'!
Here at the Gates the king awaits,
To cock-punch the lords of elf and man at the gates.

Under the Mountain dark and tall
The King has come unto his hall!
His foes are dead, cock punched them all,
And ever so his foes shall fall.

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Thursday, January 22nd, 2009
5:54 pm - This might be what you're looking for...if you came here

Anyone alive here still? I got LOTR ficcage. TONS. And its often pretty twisted .....ANYONE wanna see??

I'll happily help bring this killer Comm back to life.

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Wednesday, November 8th, 2006
9:51 pm

Do you like Lord of the Rings?

Do you like CAPSLOCK?

CHECK OUT capslock_lotr



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Friday, August 25th, 2006
12:05 pm

Born of LoveCollapse )

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Tuesday, March 21st, 2006
11:27 pm - Hobbits on a Stick


hobbitsonastick & visit hobbsmods to apply.

That's right, it's another one of those nutty LOTR rpgs. It's not TOTALLY canon-based, mind you. We like to have a bit of fun spilling the porridge and tossing the dwarves. We have been inspired by The Very Secret Diaries, our own wit & humour , as well as other various other LOTR propaganda comical readings.

We're about to begin any day now & we'd love for you to come play with us. Only if you're cool. ^___^

So far we HAVE a

We saved the rest for you. Gandalf, Merry, Gimli, where are you? You can see more of the list located here. No experience required. So c'mon and get in hurrr.

We're quite friendly ... and only the hobbits bite.

The Promote Hobbs

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Thursday, January 12th, 2006
7:19 am - Legolas Needed, NOW


LEGOLAS ( YES LEGOLAS!!!! ) on very slash friendly board, set in the days after the RIng War--oh, and Sauron WON--but he doesnt have the Ring.

There is a Base of Resistance at Rivendell --and Im sure the fair elf may keep very busy LOL

ARDA MARRED ( Legolas and Elrond )


A DANCE IN THE FIRE ( ELROND , many more )





Legolas Greenleaf











Rosie Cotton




Asst Orcs

Asst Elves

Asst Men

( esp Easterlings and Southrons )

Asst Dwarves

OC's of all kinds

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Tuesday, October 11th, 2005
7:09 pm - New to the Community, thought I'd make an offering :)

Hello, I just joined this community and thought I'd make an offering of a bit of fanfiction on my website :) You can find it at http://www.lordsoftheslashed.com/forum and it is a site dedicated to Lord of the Rings slash, and a growing amount of other fandom slash, roleplays. ;) don't run screaming yet. The stories are actually very good. The site has been around for a few years now and the stories are always changing and growing but some of the pairings included right now are Boromir/Faramir, Boromir/Legolas, Boromir/Faramir/Aragorn, Glorfindel/Erestor, Aragorn/Frodo, and others :) New RP's/Stories are always being added and there is an archive for some older closed RP's as well. Hope to see some of you there!

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Friday, August 19th, 2005
2:32 pm - First post

Hello! First post yadda yadda yadda. Of course I'm an LOTR fan, or I wouldn't be here. I also have a sick mind, or, again, I wouldn't be here. I like writing femslash and might put a few of my LOTR pairings here...depends on what I feel like.

In the meantime, here's a cool flash video courtesy of albinoblacksheep.com:


Techno + LOTR = Good things

current mood: crazy

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Sunday, July 17th, 2005
4:09 am - Spam



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Wednesday, July 6th, 2005
3:12 pm

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The Council Counsel of Elrond...

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Saturday, July 2nd, 2005
11:21 pm - New community.

I have started a community for the sexy Royd Tolkien. As far as I know it is the only active Royd community on Live Journal. If you have any information, pictures, questions, graphics, manips, icons, fictions anything that is Royd centered, post it there!

As long as it is not mean spirited, because it is all about Loving the Royd! Please join if you love Royd!

I hope this is allowed, since Royd was an actor in the third film and this is info about him, if not please remove!


current mood: excited

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Friday, July 1st, 2005
4:02 am - Request for help finding a fic.

Some time ago I read a slash fic (F/S) in which the ring makes Frodo go loopy in the "abusive bf" sense and he rapes Sam on repeated occasions. I do not remember the site I found it on, the author, or the name. It was set during the quest (obviously) and I think I recall them being somewhere dark- Moria or Mordor maybe? (Sorry I can't give much more info on it. I read the story back during a time when I didn't do much other than read fic, and they all sort of blend together now in my memory. Too much in too short a time.)

I told a friend who was looking for a story along these lines that I would search it out for them. I am bad at searching, and have now given up. If anyone knows the story, or even thinks they might know, I would appreciate a link to it, or even a "maybe it was this".

Thanks to everyone who reads this.

Crossposted freakin everywhere. Sorry if you see this a gazillion times.

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Thursday, June 2nd, 2005


This community needs NO introduction. ;)


Join up! As usual, both salivating, utterly uncouth fangirlishness AND intelligent Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vadar/Star Wars/Hayden Christensen convo are welcome--and oh yeah, as is ANYTHING! in between. And all without the anal, prejudice, or holier than thou crap--we just like to have fun. ;)

Hope to see you there!


current mood: cheerful
Friday, May 27th, 2005
10:04 pm

LOTR geek? You like to have fun? Then you must play over there! We're not being interested in being canon, or serious, real life is serious enough for us, 20 members already! We still need players with sense of humor!! Go there... and laugh with us at the insanity, We are a very active community:
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Join A brand new community with great Elijah Wood icons and graphics! We will have activities and contests!
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current mood: bored

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Tuesday, May 24th, 2005
11:37 pm - calling any lotr slash fans :)

Title: Remember (prt1)
Pairing: Borry/farry ;)
Themes: dark, twisted, brothercest, torment and mucho angst angst and more angst
Author: moi crazy jen :)
Rating: Nc17
About: i dont want to give away the story but since faramir used boromir as a way to get back at him for bieng the favourite brother when they were trapped together in osgiliath, boromir has been having a tough time. Now faramir is gone (for a little while) ...
Disclaimer: dont own the naughty little minxes but i wish i did ;)
Link: http://www.livejournal.com/users/jen_the_crazy/7226.html#cutid1

..err enjoy XXX

current mood: anxious

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Wednesday, April 13th, 2005
6:39 am - New Community: LOTR Ratings--PLEASE JOIN!

Your mod, here.

I created a new community that may be of interest of some of you. It's a LOTR's themed stamping community--a fun community made where people fill out a questionnaire, post their pix, and other members vote as to which LOTR character they best suit. After the votes are tallied, you get a cute little "stamp" of the specific LOTR character you were deemed as for your LJ or website. What more could you ask? ;)

[FYI: this is in NO means a real "rating community" of any kind. It's actually just a stamping community, where you are voted as a character. None of this "hot or not" crap--EVERYONE is accepted and given a character. It's all just good, nice, fun. :) (a few examples of other character stamping communities can be found here and here.)]

Anyway, enough ramble--PLEASE JOIN! (Once we gather anough members, the posting, voting and stamping fun will begin!)

Lord of the Rings Rating: Which LOTR Character Are YOU? Find out!

current mood: chipper
Thursday, March 31st, 2005
7:14 pm

LOTR geek like me? And you like to have fun? Then you must play over there! We're not being interested in being canon, or serious, real life is serious enough for us, brand new community, and it looks promising! Go there... and laugh with us at the insanity:
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current mood: bored

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Thursday, November 11th, 2004
11:07 am - New Community For Dracula/Vampire Fans

Your mod/comm owner here.

Just an unrelated ad. If anyone is into Dracula/vampires in general, please join my new comm:

draculasfans [Fans of Dracula (In All His Forms)]

Yes. I was in a fit of glee after watching many a vampire film around Halloween. And there were NO communities for his legacy. So voila.

Hope to see you there!
Monday, September 27th, 2004
12:41 am - “Sindarin Lessons” or Defending My Honour


Title: “Sindarin Lessons” or Defending My Honour

Author: Andrannath Mírdaneg
Author's Email: andrannath@yahoo.com

Type: Real person

Pairings: Orchyd Constyne/Sindarin

Rating: PG

WARNING: Critical essay. Not all will enjoy/approve.
Beta: S. T. I. and J. Thank you for everything no matter how little!

Disclaimer: Not mine, never was, never will be, am earning no money, nothing, it's just helping me with my mental issues... :oP

Feedback: Oh yes! Ooh yess!! Oooh yessssssssssss!!!!! :oP

Summary: A certain article about my Sindarin has come to my possession. It wasn’t intentionally, but, to be honest, I have seen many lies in it and I felt it my right and obligation to first wash my face, but to also provide everyone with the substantial data about those “claims”.

Author’s notes: This is not a work of fiction. This is a serious article in which I have tried to prove certain aspects in Orchyd Constyne’s claims. Everyone perceives her as someone who is rather good when it comes to Sindarin. I would suggest you read the article so you can conclude that yourself.

Another note: I am well aware that I might be banned from many groups and communities for posting that. But, honestly, I would rather be banned than sit hopelessly while lies are spread around about my knowledge. Because, my knowledge is everything to me, and I take it very seriously and dearly.


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Tuesday, August 24th, 2004
8:22 pm - a challenge in fin_lubs_eri

if you're interested...Collapse )

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Saturday, August 7th, 2004
9:11 pm - Hello everyone!!! *waves and smiles*

How are you? :o)
Well, I've been fussing with html a bit, and similar thingies, and a new community popped by (all of a sudden, I was surprised too!!! :oP)!!!
And what is it about, you ask? The name will tell you all: fin_lubs_eri!!! Weee!!!
I've been doing some searching around LJ and couldn't find anything! And this little thingie is completely dedicated to *cough* my *cough* erm... OUR dearest elves: Glorfindel AND Erestor!
And the community is soooo simple! Fics, pics, manips, ANYTHING that comes to your mind, connected with those two sweethearts!
*sigh* They're so sweet... I know...
Anyway... everything is allowed (OK, behave and such), only thing I ask is that helpful little thingie called LJ-cut, 'cause not all of us have some DSL or cable or so... :o(
So, enjoy! I hope you'll like swimming in our little golden-black ocean as I will! :o) :o) :o)

P.S. As it is done just now, I'm warning, there might be some mistakes, but the way I see it, this is OUR not MY community, so we should all work to make it better!

Bye bye!!!

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Tuesday, July 27th, 2004
12:59 pm - Shameless (Pervy) New Community Plug

Your community mistress here.

I have a new community that some of you may be interested in. And I have no shame in advertising my ass here, since it IS my community and I can do what I please. >;)

CLAIM A SHLONG (or "penis", for the slang impaired)

No, it's not specifically LOTR related--but CAN be used to claim hot LOTR based shlongs. Fuck. What more could you want?

current mood: crazy

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Thursday, July 15th, 2004
10:18 pm

This is great.

Adopt Your Own Boyfriend

They have an Aragorn one too.

current mood: amused

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Thursday, May 20th, 2004
7:11 pm - mmmrlaa!!...um,..Hi!

Oyy, i saw the name of this community so appealing that i couldn't resist in joining ^_^
LOTR + Whore ... Two words i love seeing in a same sentence. Nice to meet you all!

current mood: bouncy

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Monday, May 10th, 2004
10:07 pm - Oh well

Decided to write some myself

Title: Dancing in the Wind
Author: nopleasingdrama
Rating: NC17
Summery: A rendez-vous between two lonely souls on a late summer night....
Pairing: Elf(f)/Hobbit(m) you decide who...

Dancing in the WindCollapse )

Tell me if you like...

current mood: creative

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1:45 pm

Hey does anyone know where I can find some Hobbit/Elf Het??

Otherwise I may just write some.....

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Wednesday, March 31st, 2004
1:59 am - OT:New LJ comm for the lurking writers out there

This community is created for the lurking, talented writers and artists who are feeling left out and they are too shy to post their works elsewhere.Every writer or artist is considered talented in this community and there will be no judgment or discouraging reviews at our place.

Here in the secretscrolls community we will encourage people to post their works.

We are here not to judge and we are looking forward to seeing more talented writers out there, breaking their shell and joining our world.So don't be shy and make this place crowded.~Beta links are welcomed too.~


Kiki and Mima

current mood: sleepy

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Friday, March 26th, 2004
1:49 pm - Fun-ni



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1:39 pm - Of Hulton and the Forth Silmaril

I have written some Silmarillion parody, thought I would share.

- The Silmarillion - Chapter 5 ½ - Of Hulton and the Forth SilmarilCollapse )

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Friday, March 19th, 2004

Hi all!

Been doing some Spring cleaning and found a bunch of stuff I've dceided to try and sell (so I don't have to waste time finding creative places to store them!).. and I found a group of really cool unread/unused LOTR magazines and stuff that I'm selling for dirt cheap. Yes, there's stuff on Legolas/Orlando Bloom, Aragorn/Viggo, Frodo/Elijah, Pippin/Billy, Merry/Dom, Arwen/Liv, and everybody else in between.

If anyone's interested, please take a look! Thanks!!

Sunday, February 22nd, 2004
1:04 pm - Isengard Unveiled- Much Food For Sick Thought

If there are any other Wizard lovers out there- I have dedicated a site to that:

if you want to find out more ( with some very slashy/het NC-17 type stuff- be warned )


Remember, it gets rough. So be warned in advance.

some really cool pics to droooool over.

If you think you'd like a 2 thousand year old Istari in your bed, which I would, you will like it.

Its sort of a Wizardly Whorehouse, but of course we keep it tasteful. In fact, its FULL of taste...

current mood: predatory

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12:55 pm - Guess who's Whore I am..?

if you didn't guess, I am a hopeless Saruman groupie/whore.

I'd do anything for Mr. S.



PS but I'd let Gandalf watch, of course. Maybe he could learn something hee hee

current mood: ecstatic

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12:52 pm - What a wonderful Whorehouse it is!

this place is really nice.

so happy to have found it!

I think we will spend many pleasant days here...

current mood: dirty

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Tuesday, February 17th, 2004
9:43 pm

hey, i joined like 1 or 2 days ago, but i'd just like to say I LOVE LOTR!!!

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Friday, February 13th, 2004
12:55 pm - Fresh meat

I must say I am not just a LOTR whore but mostly a Frodo whore. My love (obession) with Elijah Wood started long a go with "Paradise." But I also have been a fan of the LOTR books since 5th grade. So I almost came out of my skin when I heard 5 years ago that they were making a movie and that Elijah would be playing the role of Frodo.
I get chills down my spine everytime he makes that "O" face. And I know I'm not the only one who was crying thru the ending....
It's great to see that I am not the only LOTR OCD person in the live journal area.

current mood: cheerful

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